Kristadamus

Kristadamus predicts

Kristadamus sticks his neck out again with his predictions for world events leading up to the end of this millennium (written in 1998 and found to be 100% accurate)

• Men from all corners of the globe whilst gather in groups of one plus ten and they whilst do battle until but one is victor. 

• There whilst be a time of great coldness and this whilst be followed but an age of warmth. 

• The sign of the mighty yellow M whilst cover the earth until not a corner remain unaffected.

• Mankind whilst not be free from regimes that collecteth a portion of their earnings in the name a greater good.

Astrologer Kristadamus

• Aquarius 21 Jan - 19 Feb

You may post a letter or parcel soon. Don't worry if you missed the previous post, you will be in time for the next one. Lucky flower - Peony.

• Pisces 20 Feb - 20 Mar

Don't think you can do as you please, because you can't. Lucky biscuit - Custard cream.

• Aries 21 Mar - 20 Apr

A stranger will be someone you've not met before. Arians on the cusp may find themselves slipping into Taurus or even Pisces. Lucky furniture - Footstool.

• Taurus 21 Apr - 21 May

Other favourite Taurus's: Mary from the launderette and cousin Pete. Juggling family and career can be taxing. Lucky animal - Hedgehog.

• Gemini 22 May - 21 Jun

Try not be depressed this week, it will only make you sad. Lucky condiment - Mustard.

• Cancer 22 Jun - 23 Jul

With Neptune leaving your celestial quartile about now... Well let's just say I'm pleased not to be your Sign! Lucky stationery - Paperclip.

• Leo 24 Jul - 23 Aug

Gemini's may need your comfort and sympathy. With the moon in it's current phase this is a bad time to embark on Lunar exploration. Lucky TV Programme - Casualty (Repeat).

• Virgo 24 Aug - 23 Sep

Don't try too hard, try just the right amount instead. Remember the Thompson Twins? Something has happened that brought them to mind - Spooky! Lucky white good - Tumble drier.

• Libra 24 Sep - 23 Oct

Mercury is a bit close to Mars. You'd better stay in on Wednesday evening, just in case. Lucky insect - Fruit fly.

• Scorpio 24 Oct - 22 Nov

If I could give you just one good piece of advice, I would! Lucky tree - Silver Birch.

• Sagittarius 23 Nov - 21 Dec

You don't have to change the habits of a lifetime this week. Lucky car part - Number plate

• Capricorn 22 Dec - 20 Jan

You will find your birthday is remarkably close to Christmas again this year. Enjoy. Lucky breakfast - Egg and soldiers.